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Old McDonald had a farm.."EEII..EE I Oh!" on that farm he had Joan Collins "EEII.EE I Oh" He slapped her here he slapped her there.."EEII..EE.I OH!"
She pulled out a roast chicken from her cardigan and promptly
wrote a cheque for $17,342.88 on the spot. Her
brother pointed a gun at her to get the money but unfortunately for him, his sister
had just bought a new iPod which enraged him somewhat. He took the iPod and
and heaved the piece of shit across the room. "Damn tiny electronics!" he growled. "I'm going to turn Amish!"
