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Today, physicists proved that it was possible to split the atom by way of throwing a well-aimed tin of tuna at it before it joins forces with the others and creates
its own destiny. As do we all, as do we all. Next,
I will take this freshly baked black forest cake and crush it into your face, while reciting the entirety of Paradise Lost. Then you will
start to cry, because you will remember that
same moment years after you have gained
200 pounds and can't get out of bed.
