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I've been to some strange job interviews in my time, but this one took the cake. The interviewer
plucked a pair of panties from her handbag and waved it in the air. "Do you know what this is?" she asked, "it's a
cheetah'. She was shocked. 'But what are you doing with that animal here?' she asks. She couldn't believe a cheetah was there.
But it was all a blur since
somebody smeared vaseline all over my
rough, scrotumy wrinkled elbows.
