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So, it all started when Mom and Dad surprised us with 4 tickets on a cruise to Jamaica. When we got on the plane to get to Florida, where the cruise started, we were met by this Attentdent. This chic was so ugly, she looked like
Paris Hilton's Chihuahua Tinkerbell. She
exploded. Just like that. Honestly. The paparazzi had no idea what to make of it, so they just kept snapping pictures. The photos ended up in
a shopping basket in the local pharmacy. The pictures were found by
a paranormal medium tapping into the consciousness of
serial killers.
