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I have been hiding in the closet for years. I have not told anyone that
the Frenchman who lives across from me had 14 young women over yesterday. They were giggling and
regurgitating last night's dinner for kicks. Spaghetti and
hot dogs were my favorite meal when I was a kid. I could really go for
a walk tonight. Its a beautiful evening and the air is nice and
fresh, unless someone lets off a flabby woof woof.
