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On my last job interview,
I propositioned the interviewer. When that didn't work, I tried blackmail. When that didn't work,
I put my unwashed dentures under Sherman's pillow, which caused him to jump
for joy. Which he rarely did, since he weighed 350 lbs. Jumping at that weight is
something like bouncing the world in the universe. Don't worry about how much
peanut butter he has in his pants at this time its pretty normal
