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He was creepier looking than any human that I have ever seen. I'm not sure if it's his unibrow, the way his eyes sit too close together or maybe the hairlip combined with the gimpy leg is what gave him the nickname in the first place. His friends called him "Limp Gimpzkit." We all called him, " Fetish Boy," and we teased him with a pussywillow that we gently poked about his face until the last pimple was popped. A good facial peel and microdermabrasion could fix the problem but it would be weeks before you were able to play with it again.
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587201153 840895219 Are pussywillows ever not-funny? Tue, 23 Oct 07 09:41:48 AM
587201153 587201153 lovely... Tue, 23 Oct 07 01:28:17 PM
587201153 813590353 I did laugh when I read pussywillows. Tue, 23 Oct 07 04:43:58 PM
587201153 587315630 me too Tue, 23 Oct 07 04:46:03 PM
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