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Hester's test results came back from the urologist on Friday. It saddened the doctor to tell Hester that
her name is really funny and the whole world will laugh at her unless she changes it double quick. But what should she change it to? I always liked the name
"Aphasia" for a girl. Seen and not heard. Aphasia
is nothing to laugh at. My dad could not speak for the last ten years of his life. So I refuse to make fun
of aliens. Who knows, they might be watching me
sitting on the pot at the men's room in Macy's, playing Tetris.
