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My parents divorced when I was 5. To make me feel better, they bought me a
round trip for two to the US airbase at Thule in Northern Greenland. We went
insane from all the stress and had to be committed. Some horrible things happened in the institution. I saw a man get his
bottle of holy water and
a bag of Cheetos. Sounds like a fun Friday night! Want to join me? We can rent a
diesel propelled llama, for all I care.
