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Lets play Minge-Twister! the host shouted. All you girls, strip and lie on the floor. Blodes, brunettes, gingles and brazilians... that's it, make a nice template. Now the boys, careful with your hands and double points if you thrash your winkle with a green winkle picker for the sake of appearances and proper man-like-ness. Nevertheless I advise you to walk to nearest branch of Marks and Spencers and ask to be 'measured up' by the rather camp salesman in the lingerie department. Before you know it you two will be alone in the Iron Maiden. He shivered, enjoying every painful stab of the spikes being driven through his body. It was like being back at boarding school where they used to sprinkle us with sherry and take turns to trying to land a paper aeroplane neatly between our peachy buttocks.
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