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Dear friend,
You are cordially invited to
a free 30-minute alien probing session!! You will meet loads of other friendly strangers and aliens, as well as getting a free certificate to say you have been probed! And that's not all, but we'll also throw in a sensation of burning in your
armpits- a sign that
the end of the world is near. You'd better start digging now. If you're far enough underground, you might survive and then you, Cher and Willie Nelson will have to repopulate the planet. Good luck! I hope you
swallow a meat cleaver and choke on it. You might not want to
die, specially of unnatural causes.
