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It has come to my attention that 4 days ago, i forgot to tell you about the dangers of eating too much couch stuffing. What is couch stuffing? It's the soft, spongey material you find inside you couch coushins. If eaten, it can make your whole body tremble, like you've just been possessed by a sadistic drug-infused goat. Funny feeling though, it almost felt liberating after the 5 minutes of shaking. I felt as if someone close to me was having a grand mal seizure. It was horrible. At least, we were near a hospital. When we arrived, the nurse slapped each of us twice with a dead fish. I'm still not sure why.
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