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Once upon a Time in a tower way up high lived a Princess. This Princess was named
Berty Gertrude. Berty Gertrude had long gold hair, and was tied into knots with pink
pork intestines, well rinsed. Quite a look! The innards
of an earthworm are very inticate. Do you know you can make earthworm cookies? It's true. Simply take one
for a spin and have the time of your
death at hand, cause it ain't gonna be pretty. And it wasn't.
