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One day I believe it was a sunday when a man with a funny name said to a irish men 'Paddy my hands are cold would you warm them?'
yes, i believe i could, you see i have a radiator down my jap eye from which i would heat them quit cosily
in a warm pair of gloves. Not boxing gloves as they tend to stop you from wanking, but little wooly ones with the fingers missing from the end. You know the ones i mean. However, how about some
Ketchup to go with that mash and maybe a bit of cheese
and onion crisp was stuck in his
bellend which had to be removed very carefully by dr wingnut.
