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I've heard of some wacky ways to commit suicide, but the most fun way to shuffle off this mortal coil would have to be parachuteless sky-diving on crack.
Or at least do something just as mind-blowing
as Paris Hilton thinking she can sing. Something so shocking would have to be illegal because it's so dangerous. What could it be? I know, I'll kidnap a
set of twins, dye their hair red and then sell them to
rich old white women who will never figure out that they're wasting their money. It's just like that old saying:
Many hands make light work, or was it: Too many cooks spoil the broth? No wonder your confused.
