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A many years ago, when I was young and charming, as some of you may know, I practiced
animal husbandry, until they caught me at it one day. I love animals,
but of course there's a limit to how far I'll go with one. Never again, I promised myself. Not since that messy break-up with that koala bear. She was
the cutest thing you ever saw. We tried to feed some other animals but
really the monkey was rather demanding. I suppose that it was only a matter of time before
all of that explodes in your face.
