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I am the very model of a modern
major snafu. Bad idea to start a land war in Asia, I always said. Invading
other countries should be an olympic event. In fact, my friends and I are started a petition to accomplish this. It would be like a real-life game of Risk! That's almost as much fun as
sex...hot, sweaty, bestial sex. Which is almost as fun as...
jumping into a washing machine with a bunch of marbles. But I digress, the most annoying thing is
i just can't seem to get rid of these dam crabs! i hear that on a full moon if you take mayo, 4 chin hairs from a ontarian moose and black egg of a new england red mix them at midnight and smear the paste all over the infected area. light 4 blue candles
