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The little boy wanted to go to the beach, but it was a rainy day and
that's good for me because I'm an amphibian. Splashing
acid in people's faces is my hobby. It's becoming an obsession, and that worries me. However, it doesn't worry me nearly as much as
I do unto others what others don't want to do unto others... to do unto you, or... Argh! I've gone cross-eyed!
Now all the guys at the pub will make fun of me. They'll call me names like
Lindsay or Britney.
