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Three little Norwegian midgets all in a row. One fell down and stubbed his
weiner because he had an erection from watching the whole Jack and Jill thing. Explain that in emergency. He told them he'd taken Viagara and carelessy bumped his unit on the
cast iron heater and burned the shit out of it causing a burning bubble the size of
Aunt Esther's goiter which, coincidentally, always seemed to swell when
I see her wearing that ensemble. I could barely contain myself, so I
let loose the yellow torrent regardless of the fact that I am wearing my favorite white jeans!
