goat

The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - facebook announcement

stories

People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to collect customer feedback forms and shred them. No one ever reads the obits. Who cares about the death of Myra Gloom, a retired third grade teacher from Wakefield, Massachusetts. She hated kids. Whenever they talked in class, she'd punish them by making them watch Bloomberg business news without sound, only captions. Captions are sexy.
Rate:
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to Del.icio.us
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to digg
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to FURL
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to blinklist
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to reddit
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to Feed Me Links!
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to Technorati
  • Add 'People always look at me strangely when I tell them what I do for a living. My job is to' to Socializer
User + Time Comment
Add Comment