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After bumping off a shepherd, Christ's reputation was in tatters. His spurious birth was one thing, but serving a shepherds head in a pie to his disciples on platter? He deserved punishment and the idea excited him. 'This is my body' said Jesus,
his hands held out to his flock. The sheep baaa'd politely, but really they just wanted some hard shepherd cock. He could tell that his message was not getting across so whipped out his airguitar
and thrashed himself senseless in a minute
though everyone agreed afterwards that he could have done it in twenty secods. The bored watchers decided to play 'Guess-the-Vegetable' and took turns in staring at each others hemaerroids. Sixteen virgins wandered past and got
a bit of a tickle in their fancy pants from the roaming dwarfs that like to molest and
abuse the wealthy offspring of merchant bankers.
Crowfeeder
