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Come, children. I shall grant you three wishes if you will just rub my
elbows because I'm rich and
careless with my money. I'll blow it on anything accept Charity. Charity's my good-for-nothing daughter. All she ever does is
cha-cha with her exposed hoo-ha. Her favorite get-up was
an old Chewbacca costume she used to wear for Halloween when she was a wee little thing. It still fit, and so she wore it to
the gala premier of the show entitled
