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For some reason, my girlfriend put on one of those 80s powerdressing shoulder-padded suits, and said "does this make me look fat?" What am
I going to do with all this extra bacon? I'll have to give it away, but to whom? I guess I could send some to
the starving children of Africa. They've been deprived of
McDonalds for so long its about time we
thought about moving because the neighbours are driving me mad with their endless rooftop ballroom dancing 'n' yodelling competions. I'm not a violent man by nature, but
in all honesty he's a pussy.
