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Surefire way to make a million bucks: put $20mil in a savings account, and wait
until dark (like Audrey Hepburn). Once night falls,
we can move unnoticed. Perfect for our plan-
which sometimes involved the use of
barbeque tongs, a pair of 'peekaboo' cowboy chaps and a rolled-up copy of this week's TV listings. Mind you, armed with that bristling array, is there anything you *can't* achieve? The only time I was found wanting
and wanting and wanting and wanting and every time I was found wanting I realized I forgot to take the blue pill.
