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This nice chap sent me an email about a hot investment opportunity: a small firm making garden fountains shaped like Tudor houses. Should I invest or
just blow them all to hell? Decisions, decisions. Perhaps I can clear my mind by
taking deep and heavy breaths while continuously burning some
heretics at the stake. It's a good feeling knowing the world is safe from progressive thought. Let us dance before the flames and let us sing merry songs of
sex and violence. The kind that
makes your stomach churn for days every time you think about it. Unfortunately though, violence is everywhere and cannot be avoided. I just hope that I'm never exposed to the type of violence I see in the movies and on television.
