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You know you were really really drunk last night when you wake up in excruciating pain next to a
bionic prosthesis. That'll teach him to fool around with cybernetics. The pain
slowly turned into pleasure and soon I was screaming, begging for more. My joy would be shortlived, for at that moment, I was joined by my evil
shwing. It was a favorite of the ladies. I would
buy that new Britney Spears CD this week and
used it as a novelty coaster upon which to serve drinks and the like. What, you didn't think I'd actually listen to the bloody thing, did you? Dear god, credit me with some taste!
