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Ways to kill a first date. First way: bring up your bowel problems over dinner. Way two:
invite some people you don't like over - and whom you're pretty sure hate you too - and let the fireworks commence. Naturally, I prefer the first of the two methods, but my wife can't stand
my claziness- equal portions of crazy & lazy synergized into a singe trait. So what if she
steals wigs off manequins from the Sears store. They deserve it because they have been known to
pick their noses in public. Quite a disgusting display of
affection, at least that's what they thought. But in reality they had stumbled into the classroom of Alien Mating 1101.
