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True story: I once knew a girl who worked in a tampon factory whose initials were TSS. She tested
positive for a whole cocktail of socially-embarrassing ailments, including several which are generally believed to have been wiped out years ago. She was like a walking medical textbook - a mobile glossary of sickness. Her friends regarded her as
somewhat-sorta-kinda... F... A... T... I'd dare not say the word or else
you will be thrown out of the Mormon temple, wearing nothing but your angel underwear, and carrying underneath your arm a
large roll of toilet paper - just 'in case of emergencies'. Many people asked
who that attractive person really was.
