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I looked inside the unopened bottle and saw
a geni inside. Not a very smart geni to use a transparent bottle, I thought. Should I uncork the geni
? My problem is I can never think of anything worth wishing for when he comes out; I'm always worried he'll laugh at my choices and belittle me in front of my friends. I think I'd rather keep the lamp and use it to
look under the sofa to see where the ants were carrying my bacon sandwich away to. What I found there was a great shock, it was a
a woman dressed in a black cape, wearing nothing under but a thong, singing "Fly Me To The Moon"
while playing the piano and tap dancing at the same.
