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There was a knock at the door. It was the Jehovah's Witnesses. "Honey", I called out, "Did we find some virgins yet for tonight's sacrifice?"
It would have to be the lamb "Morty", He is only the lamb alive in the village..no not gay, but lamb..He will be great with mint sauce" said
Susan, who was on a bit of a mint sauce kick. She was putting it in everything and her husband, Dave, was sick of it. When he asked her to stop using it, she got very angry and
cut all the arms off her boyfriend's shirts and all the legs off his pants. After throwing them out the front window onto the lawn she called
out as in Japanese and thought that no one would understand her. She was so panicked and
worried. She was very sexy when she panicked like that....
