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Juggling piping-hot potatoes may look highly amusing, but consider the poor fool who is being tormented by the scalding tubers. It takes years to develop callouses on one's hands thick enough to tackle these unforgiving foodstuffs. I trained for
being a master desert maker, with a degree in gateauxology from the Sorbet in Paris. I could make anything taste great, even
when your completley naked trying to get that last screw
so the legs won't fall off when I set my tv on top. I think I will look for a new Mr. Fix It magazine when I go shopping. I might try a store that also sells
Piriton. I searched high and low for the antihistamine, Chemists & the like. I was having an allergic reaction
to the Sentence Game.
