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I'm lucky to have an Uncle who's a
little bit on the wacky side. He once
phoned the Pope - the last one, that is, not the Nazi dude - and pretended to be God. He said that 'the Hindus were the ones that had got it right' and that the Catholic Church should
allow gay people to get married, and to let the
pyschopaths and criminals out of the local asylum. Nobody knew that this would cause widespread
elation and euphoria, and we daren't allow that in this country!
