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Barney dreamt he was Superman. He used his x-ray vision to see through
walls and the clothing of members of the opposite sex, which is not necessarily as pleasant as it might sound. In fact, the gift soon became curse, because it was possible to see things like
my ex's two inch
magnetic tape player, an ancient piece of recording equipment. His fondness for obselete
spellings of words like "gaol," which was the original spelling of "jail," always brought joy. He wished he could live in the year
that the dinosaurs roamed the Earth
