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The mermaid cried, singing the song entitled
"Release me" by Englebert Humperdink. Problem was, he couldn't remember any of the words. He could't decide if he should
applaud or throw up. Thankfully, the decision was made for him, when
he was not at all
attractive, but he made every nun he met want to forsake the cloth and jump him. This was how he met his first and second wives. Unfortunately, both marriages ended in
DEATH
