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And so it came to pass
that the president found himself walking down a backstreet with no clothes on and no memory of how he got there. He
reached for a map of
the Middle Earth. Frodo should be
finishing up the dishes by now. I tell you, once we realized what good housekeepers hobbits make, life became leagues easier! But I do still get grossed out at the sight of their hairy little
toes. Those things are just nasty.
