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"Wingardium Labia Ohsa!"
The spell worked. Feathered wings sprouted from her va-jay-jay and before long, she was soaring higher
than drugs had taken her before, which was high, let me tell you. Oh yes, they didn't call her Ecstacy Emma because she went round smiling all the time. She did, of course, but that rictus was caused by
biting and chewing on
the bit while stomping the feet is considered
a sign of goodluck. Unless, of course, one had arthritis.
