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I don't know why my teeth kept
exploding. Maybe I should give up brushing them with concentrated nitric acid? Teeth
or trick, I thought to myself. And on Hallow's Eve, the answer came to me.
It was so simple, all I had to do was
stare really hard at the next person to engage me in conversation until they either thought I was brain dead or going to attack them. So I did; my victim, an old man in his seventies, fled as fast as his arthritic legs
although they were great to crack walnuts!
