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This was the scariest moment in my life, Britney Spears' Bald Head was
put on the end of a stick and posted in the village square as a warning to others. Serves her right
! Stupid tart shouldn't be running around flashing her bits everywhere anyway. Only thing left to do is
stand on my head and spit nikels. Failing that I could always rejoice and count my blessings because the tests came back negative for salmonela! YAY! only worse than Salmonela is
Smoked Salmonela which you can get from
moving to tasmania, and socializing with the two headed people.
