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And topping the deadly disease charts yesterday was Toxic Megacolon. Today's funkiest disease is
Discofingeritis. It causes the afflicted to have a painfully stiff
stiffie from all the wild, exciting images of
wild horses running through the glen, neighing along to the tune of that old weetabix advert about
people asking, "What the hell's a weetabix?" Those were th good old days. Back then, Grandma used to
give great head in Germany!
