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In the beginning of time, there have always been otters. Silently, or sometimes not-so-silently, plotting to take over the world. Myself, I've always liked otters and their
generosity. In stark contrast was the lemming. They were so miserly and awkward that they made very little friends outside of their world.
What the were lacking, was a purpose; so they spent most of their days wondering the streets looking for their next fix until the day comes when their big break would happen.
Yes, their big break would come soon. What they didn't know was that an outbreak of syphilis would come with it. They went on living their lives, unaware of the horrible, horrible syphilis they would contract. Meanwhile, G.W. Bush was
in his office playing with his gameboy when
the screen went blank and he had to turn it off and blow into the cartridge. Remember cartridges? LOL.
