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To be Tamale Queen of El Frijole County had always been her grandest dream. Well, second only to her dream of being named Top Cone Dipper at the Dairy Queen. But anyway, Tamale Queen was a dream of a lifetime. The only thing wierd was the tiara. She h
since she was 7 and discovered tiaras, she always wanted to wear a tiara because she wanted to be a princess.
Sure, she had always wanted to be a princess. Somehow though, a tiara made out of dried out old greasy tamale husks was not her idea of Regal Beauty. "Perhaps", she thought, "It would be better for everyone involved if they just changed it into a
a big fat pickle farmer
was not the best person to set an example for the young boy. But if he couldn't teach the boy about the proper use of guns then who would? Certainly not the old dog groomer down the street. It was like christmas come early, the boy was so excited. He
planned a big party at the beach and invited all his friends to come and celebrate the occasion.
