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Trekking through the forest at night, the last thing you want to come face to face with is a giant pontonomoose, but face to face come I did and brother,
I'm so glad you were there to experience it with me. We always share the
secrets that people tell us. We're assholes! We laugh about it all the time! In fact, this one time Jenny was
at a Libyan/Lebanon lesbian orgy, when she screamed out 'O.K. ladies it's time to lick me where the good Lord split me!!' That unfortunately started the great
plague, which resulted in the whole country's shortage of
whole wheat, cottage cheese and, subsequently, healthy people.
