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Everyone asks what the problem with the Toronto Maple Leafs is. Me? I think they need a new
blind, because when they walk around their house in the broad daylight, or even in the dark they are completely
different. I had heard the opposite but it just isn't true. One was smooth and smelled nice, the other was like climbing a mountain only you aren't proud to be on top of it. It wasn't very satisfying or
even pleasurable, but I'll probably
bail out and stay home, playing with myself and
weeping as I listen to Amy Winehouse on the old Victorola.
