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To be fair, I really didn't think I could ruin the dinner party by making a boom-boom in my pants. I just meant to squeeze out a little toot but
the bag of crack I'd had up my a$$ came sliding out with the squirt that hit the floor. My parole officer was not impressed. I had told him I'd had the flu, but he wanted me to turn and cough anyway. I was immediately sent back to
the future! Unfortunately, the Delorean was low on fuel and needed
more.
Or less. You decide. I don't care. I just want
to have fun, cause I heard that's all girls just wanna do.
