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A stick of butter, a crate of icy Heineken and enough explosives to take out a seaside village. With any luck, these would be just the ingredients needed to
make croutons, croutons who are crunchy friends in a liquid broth, and
after adding leprechaun's beard hairs and banshee's pubic ones, stir for 5 minutes and let it steam
under the collar, and out of the ears
of the idol came an undefinable coloured smoke
from the ass area. Every breathing creature died there and then.
