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one day chuck norris had a pie and peach where he shared it with his
pet pig of 13 years and decided to tell the next door neighbor that
played his guitar and sang 'hit me baby one more time' to his sister. Suddenly chuck norris jumped and beat the crap out of them
so instead I went to get a burger when...
the burger king shot Mcdonld in the leg..both legs..and said happliy
that his arms were just fine even though the window suddenly blasted into millions of pieces because the FBI's were on the lookout for the cat that he stole.
