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The vampire thought he had seen it all. He was 242 years old and had lived in 22 different countries. But he would never understand
women. He never understood why I played with myself when he wasn't around. But it was so good I could
do it all over again and again and again
and then - suddenly - a moment's pause, before setting off once again and again and again
and yet again. When everyone thought it was finished, it started again and continued for 2 more hours. Some people complained that it took so long and others tried to
keep me down, but I am quite the fighter so I showed 'em my Chuck Norris skills.
