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A vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie walk into a
a shopping mall and spent every penny it had on
the afternoon greyhound races down at the track, loving the whizzing sound they made as
they pissed on the ice. This made the ice yellow and
green, like superman ice cream from my childhood, which I never really liked the flavor of... that may be the reason I though t of it now, with its
golden teeth, "crackerjack" jewels, and the rest of his pimp standard outfit
