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He was anxious to go shopping for spandex and a cape...but when would his superpowers manifest? It was all he seemed to think about- fighting crime with his
45 caliber handgun. Bush had this idea
of building a mini-putting green city, kinda Las Vegas but evolving around that sport to thanks his Garden Gnomes and Leprechauns underground forces that he called up the help him on his holly($) war
We rallied up the troops, and I said "Gentlemen,
in the remaining 10 seconds, i hope you all will start to dance the macarena with me!" So i took off my suit and started jumping about
he jump so high, he slipped on a banana peel, and died instantly of a concussion.
