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Hey did you know the girl who liked to tell tales? Her name was
Gertrude and she was lived alone in a huge castle. She had no one to talk to, but a mouse and a few strands of hair. One day, she said to the mouse "i hope that my prince will come". The mouse just scratched her face and ran away in terror. Then,
as he looked back and before he knew it, a huge hairy beast of an animal lept upon him and threw him onto the ground. It was the legendary beast aka
Michael Jackson, and his trusty Bubbles. "Ow!" he exclaimed, followed by a grunt by Bubbles. Michael asked, "What Shall We Do Today?"
I replied 'Shall we wrestle in the mud again? As I see you still have a few parasitic creatures mounted on your back.' So they
sjipped until their legs dropped off, and claimed benefits for being disabled.
